so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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