Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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