his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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