I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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