Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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