And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want to make out with him forever
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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