yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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