What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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