According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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