Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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