My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dear god my vagina.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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