Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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