how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
We need to get me chipped asap
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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