Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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