waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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