im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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