The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
The Olympian is in my bed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There are leaves in my underwear?
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