But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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