I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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