You surviving the open bar?
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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