I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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