btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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