erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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