Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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