Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I forget how to act sober
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