I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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