On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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