dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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