he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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