What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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