it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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