wrigley field is MILF paradise
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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