Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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