That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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