Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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