yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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