I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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