Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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