I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Alive.
So much puke
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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