We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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