So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Randomize