You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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