Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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