you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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