does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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