i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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