I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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