found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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