I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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