Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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